Yes, I watched New Moon. Yes, I also watched Twilight. And yes, I plan on seeing the others when they come out. And no it’s not because I necessarily think they are very good, but for some reason I am drawn to them. I actually think the acting is pretty terrible, the CGI is kind of bad, and the whole premise of the saga is just depressing. I’m going to get on my pedestal for a second here and say that if I had a little teeny bopper girl, I would not want her to read or see these stories, and I really can’t understand why it is as huge as it is. It seems to me that it condones depression, sadness, and co-dependence to an incredibly unhealthy level. All of this is portrayed as “true love” in the stories, but damn! Love isn’t supposed to be depressing! Okay, pedestal gotten off.
New Moon basically picks up where Twilight left off. Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) are in love. However, after a potentially dangerous event at the Cullen house and realizing that Bella will never be safe as long as he's around, Edward makes the difficult decision to leave his beloved behind shortly after her 18th birthday. As the Cullen family flees Forks in order to protect Bella, the heartbroken Bella discovers that vampires aren't the only creatures in town, but, in fact, Forks is home to werewolves as well. Reeling from her loss, Bella begins to take part in dangerous and life threatening acts after being comforted by Edward's image during a moment of peril. Bella’s loneliness is eased by her old friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner) who distracts her from her sorrows by helping her renovate an old motorbike, and by having his shirt off ALL THE TIME. When Bella encounters one of the vampires that tried to kill her in the first movie, who is obviously going to be a nuisance for the rest of the saga, she's rescued from by pack of enormous, ferocious wolves. We then delve a bit into the history of the Quileutes, the werewolves and Jacob’s tribe. Bella discovers the secrets of Jacob's and their hatred for Edward and all things vampire. Meanwhile, Edward, heart broken after leaving Bella, pines away in
I honestly don’t know why I’m sort of drawn to these movies. The chemistry between Bella and Edward is bad, as it is between she and Jacob. I honestly don’t think any of them are really great actors. Taylor Lautner isn’t bad ass the angry other guy. But Kristen Stewart is so awkward; it starts to grind on you. Obviously this is about vampires and werewolves, but there were lots of moments when I was like “And Bella isn’t freaking out? Why isn’t she asking why Jacob has his shirt off in the pouring rain?” Also, the werewolf men are supposed to be all big and strong and these dudes are total wimps! I’m sure there are plenty of jacked Native Americans who could have played these parts. The supporting cast gives some pretty decent performances. Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air) is the only one who seems to think that Bella is a total wacko. Dakota Fanning has like 10 lines but is super creepy.
Like I said, I don’t know why I’m drawn to these movies; they are depressing and not very well acted. Obviously, you’ll see this if you are into the whole Twilight craze. If you are just sort of curious about the whole thing, you should at least give it a whirl. However, if you are looking for a good rental, and want to see a good movie, you can probably pass by this one.